My gospel, found on grouphug.us:
"People tend to really piss me off on a regular basis. come on, get a life! if i can do it, so can you. life is beautiful, all your problems have been dealt with over and over again by generations of people, and however bad it may seem, both body and mind are designed to forget pain. so grit your teeth and quit your whining.
or else why should i have to."